As I mentioned earlier after writing my post "Let’s Pretend," I was accused by some neocons of being a tinfoil hat-wearing paranoid freak. I can assure you that I do not wear a tinfoil hat.
I cannot, however, speak for all the members of my household:
(Please excuse the blurriness and poor quality of the photos. They were taken with a cameraphone, and getting the pets to sit still tested my fragile grip on sanity to its limit.)